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NOT JUICES
Here are a few of the other places you can find me around the interwebs. Notice there is no facebook profile link. This is because I don't want to be your friend on facebook. If you find me, please don't add me. I will reject you and we will both be sad.

TWITTER
You should follow me on Twitter. I will try to be funny and clever and will probably talk about sex way too much.

FORMSPRING
Let me solve all your problems in your personal life, or ask me about mine. I always answer everything.

LAST FM
Spy on what music I am listening to and judge me. Add me as a friend, I will accept.

YOUTUBE
Check out videos I like and watch some that I upload. Subscribe, add me as a friend, whatever.

FACEBOOK: ART-PULPITATIONS
Please (pleasepleaseplease) become a fan of Art-Pulp on Facebook! It needs the love!

SPOTIFY
For those of you who use Spotify, check out my shitty playlists and I may listen to yours.

MYSPACE: NO BETTER EGO TRIP
Listen to my old band on MySpace, we were nice.

NEWGROUNDS
Watch my cartoons and then tell me how bad they are just like everyone else does.

LINKED IN
LinkedIn is a joke to me, so add me and let's pretend we know eachother and recommend eachother to no one in particular.

FACEBOOK: HELP JARED WOODS MEET LILY ALLEN
This project is over, so updates will be scarce, but join if you want to.

MYSPACE: HELP JARED WOODS MEET LILY ALLEN
This project is over, so updates will be scarce, but I'm stil accepting friend requests, I guess.

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