: Some of these may never happen. New ones will spring up often. Some will be deleted. Some idea's will be merged together. And despite all this information, I have purposefully left some out.
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COMING DOWN HAPPY
Expected: Before 2012
This will be my prime focus. It is my solo music project, and I will be working on this for the rest of my life. It will be mostly alternative electronic hip-hop, and scheduled to change. And if you know me, you can rest assured that this will not be your run of the mill song-and-dance, there will be a twist that you didn't expect. First EP expected at the end of this year. Very excited for it.
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MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY
Expected: Within 4 Years Or So
Finally, I have worked out how my autobiography will pan-out. You see, my life has been interesting enough, but there is a side that no one has ever heard about. Not in the creepy way, but definitely in the you-will-never-see-me-the-same kind of way. I realised if I died, nobody would hear this story, and a big part of me will never be told and that would be the biggest shame. Let me just do a few other things first.
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MUSIC WRITER
Expected: ideally NOW.
I want to write music articles for some hugely successful publication, and I will. I am in no rush to get this done (lie), and this should slowly come together in it's own time. If anyone can help me somehow, please do, I will love you long time.
To read some of what I already have, check the
articles section.
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2012 ALBUM CHARTS
Expected: Some time
While the
2011 version keeps going strong, I have a MUCH bigger and WAY cooler idea on how to approach this next year. It will blow your mind, and my spidey sense tells me that this could very possibly by my stairway to heaven.
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ASSORTED PUBLISHED LITERATURE
Expected: Some time
I have half a novel written, and a really good idea for another one. I also have
The Goat's Nest Short Stories which will continue to grow and eventually become one large story. It will be rad. I also have a ton on poetry that may or may not be incoperated. I also have plans for a children's book. All in good time.
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CARD GAME
Expected: 2012?
I have an idea for a KILLER card game. It has been on my mind since a little kid, but recently it has started to come together as a possibility. Think a mix between Warcraft II, magic The Gathering and the Hollywood walk of fame. This will be launched as part of an online game site, which has already begun with the
Save Mila Kunis Board Gamea.
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HELP JARED WOODS MEET A MILLION QUID
Expected: 2020
After the success of the Lily Allen project, figured this would be a good follow-up.
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POTATO MILK
Expected: no set date, but any day now or maybe never
For many years I have collaborated with this band named Potato Milk and their artwork. Even tho they have never officially disbanded, they have been on hiatus for quite a while now. But I still feel people need to hear more about them and so I plan on making a website in hope of bringing their crazy story and music to the masses. It will take me literally just a few days work to finish as the design is done, but I am in no hurry.
Myspace will be included.
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eMAGAZINE: JUICE-SOMETHING [working title]
Expected: no idea
I want to eventually have a mailing list where I send out a funky eMagazine to people who want to listen. I have no idea when this will ever happen because right now, I can't imagine what I could put in it besides a bunch of stuff that other projects will already cover. But it will come about, most likely through this site somehow.
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THE TRUTH BEHIND MARIJUANA [working title]
Expected: long time
There is a lot of propaganda out about this plant, but at the same time, there is a lot of truth in the war against it. I want to create a completely non-bias website with THE FACTS because there are too many people saying how bad it is for you on the one hand, and on the other hand people swearing it is completely harmless. Somebody is lying, and I think I know who. I want it to be really modern and flashy and appealing, so I will more than likely be working with a developer and a motion graphic designer with this one. There is absolutely no hurry for this to materialise.
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THE WALRUS, THE ONION, THE CIGARETTE [working title]
Expected: long time
Many years back I became obsessed with the Paul McCartney died in 1966 theory, and collected so much information on the subject that I became a walking book. I started to make a website as I felt there wasn't a clean cut non-bias look at this theory. I would still love to do this as I think it is very interesting (even tho I don't believe it) but once again, there is no mass importance on this getting done.
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FLASH GAME
Expected: long time
For ages I have had an idea for a game which will probably be done in flash. It would be the very game which ends the debate "does video games influence our children?" once and for all. It will be a mixture of every game in the world and will most likely get banned in every country and send me directly to jail. I will need a team for this kind of a project, so I am not spending too much time thinking about it right now.
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ONLINE BAND
Expected: some time
I want to start a revolving internet band, kind of like what The Postal Service did, but with more members and over the internet. As it stands, the time isn't right just yet, but I think it's a very worthy idea and I will pursue it in time.
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FLASH CARTOONS
Expected: unknown
Much like The Help Jared Woods Meet Lily Allen Cartoon, I wanna make more. These will probably happen sporadically and as parts of other projects.
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A WEB-COMIC
Expected: unknown
I want to start a web comic maybe with someone else. I have no ideas for it, but it will be funny.
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WRITE ON YOUR MONEY
Expected: maybe never
I have no idea.
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PR0N SITE
Expected: last case scenario
If all else fails, I will make a pr0n website. It's where the money is at y'know.